Whereas most blog posts could simply end there with a link to the teaser, I'm not gonna get off that easy.
About 20 years ago, I remember my dad setting up his betamax tape deck in our living room. Being the little movie enthusiast I was, watching many films became my habit. Whether it was after school, the weekends, or in the morning, that machine found new life because of me. It was there that my true love for Star Wars began. With mouth agape, I relished seeing Obi-Wan cutting the cantina patron's arm off, the Death Star blowing up, the group getting their medals, Hoth, Yoda, and the mystery of the Force. Subsequent viewings would give way to more understanding and more enjoyment from these films. I ran those beta copies into the ground. Then, the announcement came of the films being re-released in theatres for their 20th anniversary.
Whaaaaaat?
You mean I get to watch these adventures on the big screen? What's the hold up? Let's do this already! It was an altogether infinitely amazing joy to see these films in their intended format. I was at such an age where the changes George Lucas made to the movies went right over my head. I mean c'mon, I was just happy to see my favorite space adventures. I felt that I had been given a rare chance to do what my parents were able to do when they were kids. Then came word of more adventures! The Prequels to The First Trilogy! Until recently I only vaguely remember the trailer for Phantom Menace. New music, shiny starships and a double bladed lightsaber. What could go wrong?
6 years and 3 doses of confusion, mediocrity, head scratching, and over blown CGI later, I pondered just what the hell happened.
I've heard the arguments, the rants, the speeches, and tales of woe regarding the state of the series. It was a popular conundrum because pretty much all facets of the Film and Sci-Fi communities were displeased. A most beloved franchise had somehow eaten itself for the sake of marketing and satisfying one man's pathological need to alter his cinematic past. We all know the first Star Wars was not what Lucas wanted. Be it budgetary concerns, the feasibility of the effects, or shooting conditions, it wasn't the story he intended to share. But something happened during making that film.....Art from Adversity. The production overcame it's obstacles to create a vibrant, gritty, and fantastic galaxy. Just as Obi-Wan told Luke, we had all just taken our first step into a larger world. That's why those movies were good. Because they were hard to make. And we all know the rewards of hard work.
So the big thing I noticed when seeing the prequels was that something was missing. While Lucas finally had the technology and means to put EVERYTHING he wanted in his movies, there was something still missing. I believe it was the spark of the real and the unknown. We all wanted to return to that place that made us believe in the fantastic. But when we arrived, that place was different, yet the same. Sure the hallmark signs of the Star Wars galaxy were there, but it was populated by unrelatable characters, shiny and out of place imagery, and hard to follow direction. We were told this was the Vader story. Why did we need to know that? Why not let the draw of Star Wars generate the buzz and let the Vader story evolve naturally, and not be forced into a 3 movie buildup of how he came to be. Look at how the Original Trilogy progressed. We saw the characters we cared about face new and terrifying challenges. They matured, showing that this galaxy had affected them, changed them. The Prequel Trilogy was procedural, lined up like a row of dominoes. So it was very hard to suspend the disbelief and to let myself really buy into the story. When the 3 movies finished, it was pretty unanimous what the feeling was. A potentially great story, mired in poor execution. So it was understandable that many fans were fed up. This isn't news to anyone, I know, but it plays into my point here today:
There is a legitimate beef with how the prequels were done. No one denies this. And while that beef is super legitimate, I think that in light of the teaser of The Force Awakens, we all need to let the Prequel hate go. Not in the, "Oh the Prequels are ok" let the hate go. I mean the, "I shouldn't let the Prequels hold me back from enjoying Star Wars."
Because seriously? That teaser is the best Star Wars has felt in years.
That Teaser made me feel like I was back in my living room, marathoning Star Wars. I felt like I had my toy X-Wing and Millennium Falcon by my side again. And for many others, they had a similar reaction. This pleases me to no end.
However, there's massive reaction that I've seen that argues that anything that ISN'T the prequels would look better, the fact that none of the previous principals being in the teaser is lame, the Claymore Lightsaber is a joke/farce/huge screw up, one of the main characters is black, and a host of other nonsense.
I've heard the arguments, the rants, the speeches, and tales of woe regarding the state of the series. It was a popular conundrum because pretty much all facets of the Film and Sci-Fi communities were displeased. A most beloved franchise had somehow eaten itself for the sake of marketing and satisfying one man's pathological need to alter his cinematic past. We all know the first Star Wars was not what Lucas wanted. Be it budgetary concerns, the feasibility of the effects, or shooting conditions, it wasn't the story he intended to share. But something happened during making that film.....Art from Adversity. The production overcame it's obstacles to create a vibrant, gritty, and fantastic galaxy. Just as Obi-Wan told Luke, we had all just taken our first step into a larger world. That's why those movies were good. Because they were hard to make. And we all know the rewards of hard work.
So the big thing I noticed when seeing the prequels was that something was missing. While Lucas finally had the technology and means to put EVERYTHING he wanted in his movies, there was something still missing. I believe it was the spark of the real and the unknown. We all wanted to return to that place that made us believe in the fantastic. But when we arrived, that place was different, yet the same. Sure the hallmark signs of the Star Wars galaxy were there, but it was populated by unrelatable characters, shiny and out of place imagery, and hard to follow direction. We were told this was the Vader story. Why did we need to know that? Why not let the draw of Star Wars generate the buzz and let the Vader story evolve naturally, and not be forced into a 3 movie buildup of how he came to be. Look at how the Original Trilogy progressed. We saw the characters we cared about face new and terrifying challenges. They matured, showing that this galaxy had affected them, changed them. The Prequel Trilogy was procedural, lined up like a row of dominoes. So it was very hard to suspend the disbelief and to let myself really buy into the story. When the 3 movies finished, it was pretty unanimous what the feeling was. A potentially great story, mired in poor execution. So it was understandable that many fans were fed up. This isn't news to anyone, I know, but it plays into my point here today:
There is a legitimate beef with how the prequels were done. No one denies this. And while that beef is super legitimate, I think that in light of the teaser of The Force Awakens, we all need to let the Prequel hate go. Not in the, "Oh the Prequels are ok" let the hate go. I mean the, "I shouldn't let the Prequels hold me back from enjoying Star Wars."
Because seriously? That teaser is the best Star Wars has felt in years.
That Teaser made me feel like I was back in my living room, marathoning Star Wars. I felt like I had my toy X-Wing and Millennium Falcon by my side again. And for many others, they had a similar reaction. This pleases me to no end.
However, there's massive reaction that I've seen that argues that anything that ISN'T the prequels would look better, the fact that none of the previous principals being in the teaser is lame, the Claymore Lightsaber is a joke/farce/huge screw up, one of the main characters is black, and a host of other nonsense.
Ok. This....is why we can't have nice things. But! I'm not here to just bash on these people. The point of this post is to foster understanding and preach open mindedness. Because yes, The Prequels were less than extraordinary. Yes, you feel that your favorite thing was whored out and ruined for the sake of money and toys. And yes, you feel that anything that isn't what you imagined in your head is infinitely inferior and you hate that anyone tries.
Got that all out? Good. Wait, you still have some more? Then let it all out. Seriously, scream to the heavens and have a little 2 minute meeting with yourself about how much they sucked. Then come back here.
Feel better? Great.
What? You need a couple more minutes? Uh, sure, ok, go ahead...you need a song to vent to? Uh sure, here you go:
We good? Good.
Now guess what? It's time to get excited.
As far as teasers go, this one is pretty darn perfect. Why? Because it entices you! It doesn't give you a 2 minute synopsis. It's Great music, expert cuts between footage, and a haunting voice. It's the sounds, the feeling, the imagery, and the rush of the unknown that tie this together. Notice that when we see these fresh faces, they're reacting to something off screen. We all know Luke, Han, Leia, Chewie, C-3PO and R2-D2 are in the movie. But we also know this solely isn't about them anymore. This is the the most polite yet intense way a film can ask, "Do you want some more?" And the answer is hell yes.
Now, I've also read people saying, "Hey, Phantom Menace teaser made the movie look good. And we all know how that turned out." I will say on some level that's true. However, look at the Phantom Menace teaser:
This is a poorly constructed piece, one that just throws Star Wars stuff at you. Once you're past the one sentence slates, it's straight mania. BAM! Pod Race, Lightsabers, Music, Random Dialog, Obi-Wan meets Anakin, and a half assed Yoda puppet. Now I'm sure you can argue that The Force Awakens teaser does this, too. Let me clarify then: The Phantom Menace teaser is 2 minutes, whereas The Force Awakens is 1:20. (probably less than that because there were heavy cuts of black in between scenes.) So, with 2 minutes of straight footage, Menace managed to show you so many things, it was practically begging your mind to overload with coolness to get you to see the movie. So in that regard, it did do it's job. But the composition and style are amateur at best. This was someone knowing people were gonna shell out for this thing, rather than be cinematic and editing with a purpose. This teaser took complete advantage over an audience that had been wanting for more Star Wars for 15+ years.
Fast forward to today. This teaser does exactly what the other one did, but the method is reversed. We were given only bread crumbs. And these crumbs are infinitely more impressive than the hokey lightsaber wipes, blatant Jar Jar awfulness, and overall scattered story. Let's face it, we were all gonna go see Phantom Menace if it was just the title and the music. But this time around things are different. We're a more guarded bunch. We all dealt with 3 movies of unexpected disappointment, then chose our separate ways of dealing with it. Whether it was letting them be, condemning them, picking them apart, or actually enjoying them, we all did our own thing. So now comes the day where we get a glimpse at what's to come. And once again, we all chose how to take this information. And I must say, I'm peeved.
I'm not peeved that you don't like the teaser. I'm not peeved that you don't like the new (or old) lightsaber. Hell, I'm not even peeved that you're upset about a black guy being a lead......Actually, I am really peeved about that. Bastards. All of you. Wake the hell up, we're all people. He's not a black guy. His name Is John Boyega. Go see "Attack The Block" and see for yourself why this guy is money. This is gonna be kickass and if you're so BACKWARDS that skin color is really your make-or-break thing, then please return to the primordial ooze from whence you came. STFU, and stand aside.
What I'm also peeved about is that you're holding yourself back.
We all got burned on the Prequels. I know this, you know this. But that's no reason to tear this thing apart already. No reason whatsoever. Don't use your distaste and dismay over the Prequels as an excuse to cut the new ones to shreds. We only have some not-meant-to-be-leaked concept art, a teaser, and a ton of speculation as to what this might be. So instead of a preemptive nuking of Star Wars, just like Will Hunting tried to destroy his relationships with Skylar and Sean, embrace the chance at a fresh take.
You have to let go. You must unlearn what you have learned. That galaxy far, far away is out there ready to be explored again. You have to let yourself be that kid again. Sure, you can reflect and use your experience as a learning tool. But you must remember to believe. Put away your fragile tweets about a new lightsaber, shut down the editing program that you were gonna use to remake the Teaser with G.I. Joes, and cut the hate speech right the fuck out. You have to let Star Wars be cool again.
There is indeed an awakening happening.
It's of our imaginations, you guys. And there's plenty of space in my living room for us kids to gather round and make the jump to lightspeed.
SO? PUNCH IT!